It's a big, fat bird that can't fly. People eat them on holidays a lot in some places.

[It's good, he should try it sometime.]

Anyway. I wanted to thank you for the help the other day. The other you is...a little quirky, but he's a sweet boy. And it really bothers me to see him hurt.

[There's a beat and she just has to ask.]

That vile man, though. Who is he?